Are ya heading for a pint?

Knock on door

GERRY:
Who's that?

TOM:
'Tis me, are ya coming for a pint?

GERRY:
No, I have to do a bit of work here in the house, herself is harping on at me to do it for ages now

TOM:
Sure come down for a pint, just the one mind, and I'll give you a hand after

GERRY:
Oh, I don't know, if she comes home and this isn't done she'll have my guts for garters!

TOM:
I swear, one pint and we're done

GERRY:
Right ya are so, first rounds on you

That night Tom and Gerry went on the lash, the work never got done and Gerry's guts are currently being used as garters!