Hi

My Name is Gary Gensler.

I was a Vampire before it was Gay.

I'm old and my penis does not work so my goal in life is to make everyone else as miserable as me.

Everything is a Commodity.

I have a Blood Bank ATM Card.

You may know me for my role in the hit movie "Nosferatu"

I also went on to become the inspiration for Mr. Burns from the Simpsons.

Sucking everyone dry of their blood was not enough for me.

I now need to bleed everyone's wallets dry.

Turn Ons:

HIVE Dark Mode

Hanging Upside-down

Louis Litt from "Suits"

Turn Offs:

Garlic Breath

Anyone doing their own research and investing on their own

Waking up before 8 pm

Drinking the Blood of people doing a 10 Day Detox Cleanse

Squeaky Coffins and Sawdust

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Commodities

I bid you a Good Evening, my Uber Eats just showed up with my order from the Blood Bank!