Dealing with shit...
The funniest joke of the century...
ME: Here’s my powerball ticket. What’d I win?
CASHIER: Lemme check.
ACTION: CASHIER SCANS TICKET, READS RESULTS.
CASHIER: Out of five picks, nothing matched. You win shit.
ME: Of course.
ACTION: CASHIER DASHES FROM THE COUNTER AND RETURNS WITH A PLAIN PAPER BAG.
CASHIER: Here’s your bag of shit!
ME: What?!??!?!?
CASHIER: As I said, you won shit!
ME: Literally winning “shit” was not my goal.
CASHIER: Well, get this out of here because dealing with other people’s shit is not my job...
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