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Ok guys ... I wanted to share something with you
So i will tell you a story
This is a story about my last summer
my love from last summer
my bae ... or my ex

She told me that I am to sticky , because I send her too many mesagges .
When she told me that , I realised that i dont send
to many messages just one in the morning and one at midnight
nothing strange
and probably I send thousands in this interval .

After she told me that i am to sticky , well I thought
that if she accuse me of that ... well i will be sticky for real .

So I made a plan , I went to the store
I bought a very liquid honey , u guess 2 gallons ... and some cheap glue
5 kilograms .
I went at home ... I put all in a bucket and i mixed honey with glue
until creating a nice yellow substances .

I thought that if I will use a bucket Iwill not gonna be arested
if some cops would see me . Because a lot of people made ice bucket challenge
and honey with glue isnt something too different .

I went in the town where she was with her friends ...
I followed her for some minutes , and she was still with all of that friends
So I sneaked behind her and when i was so close to her
I grab her with one arm ... and I've spilled
all that substance on us ...
to make her sticky like me

and I keeped her in my arms for 3 minutes at top
she screamed all this time
and I thought she was screming about happiness
But after she was crying and relised that she dont cry for that
Some minutes later we 2 went to the hospital and the doctors helped
us dont to be stuck anymore .
The doctors told us that we will still be sticky for 2-3 days from now
and we must to have a bath 2-3 times on a day .
When I heard that I laughed but my girl made a face
not funny at all .
She is soo strange . She doesnt know to have fun .

So we went at home (she at her home , and i at my home)
and 1 hour and hald later the cops come at my door
They put me the handcuffs and they took me to the police station
I really dont know why .
I find out why , because my girlfriend was accused me of some silly shits
I was there for all night , and the very next day i was out .
Because my girlfriend withdrew her accusations
I guess because she still love me ... or becausa my brother threatened
her that he will throw a feather bag on her ... and probably she dont want
to look like a goose .... or maybe because she love me.
All this mister about she still love me , has vanished ...
Why i saying that .
After 2 days from the incident she call me and she say to me that is all over .
But she never mention the reason that she broke up with me .
I guess i will never know