Imagine waking up one morning and learning that your secondary school teachers were planning to create a video coverage of our secondary school days, which would be shared with your parents so they could see your performance in school. What story can you tell?

As for me, my dad will disown me after he might have gone back to collect the money he spent on me, seeing that it was wasted.

The part he would see most is the part that I used to jump through windows, moving about with women instead of studying, not sitting down in one place. He would also see the part that I used to do the undo. Maybe yours might be worse than mine.

Have you ever dated a girl who owns your ATM card? You are the one receiving alerts that another person is receiving the cash. It's somehow funny, but it's happening. I was a victim of it, but now I am free.

Have you lied to anyone just because of your girlfriend? Of course you have. I did that three years ago when my girlfriend called me and said she was at her village and that I should come over. We all know I had to make her happy by going to meet her, but my parents were my problem. How do I explain to them that this was how I came up with some lies to tell them that I wanted to go to a musical program and that was how I managed to leave the house?

There was this pastor that pastored me 2 years ago. He normally monitors me everywhere I go. The reason is that I love moving with girls. Many of my female friends were suspects to him.

Do you have a neighbor that talks too much for me In my primary school days, we normally played football inside the school compound, so one day while we were playing the ball, I played the ball too short and it went straight and broke our school loovers, which is how everyone playing the ball ran out of the school. I ran home and saw my parents watching TV, so I had to join them; then, when school let out, she ran to my house and was laughing at me for breaking school loovers; that's how my parents knew what was wrong and disciplined me.

Have you been asked in church to preach? How do you feel? I know it's not hard, it's not a big deal, but the day I was given the opportunity to preach, that was the day my girlfriend came to my church. What to say was a problem because I didn't want to say anything that would affect me later