Did you know there is a Pumpkin Carving Contest going on right now? Ya, @thealliance is hosting several for #HALLOWEEN actually. Though I am not personally entering, you will see a few of these in my post, that do get entered, from the girlies. We love this time of year. Don't you?

We have a spider, a Freddy Kruger slash, a pump-k-bob, a vampire, the Headless Horseman, a zombie emerging from the flames and a carnivorous one that is dying to eat up the other ones. Pretty creative this year! Can you guess which ones were freehand and which ones were stencils? I will give 10 HBI to the first person that guesses correctly.

And of course, what do you do with all those guts you pull out of the pumpkin vine's potential children? You bake the seeds and eat the babies! EAT THE BABIES!!! They're delicious lightly salted with a splash of lemon and dash of black pepper. Pumpkin pie is good too. I hear a lot of people like pumpkin spice um, everything. Gingerbread Doritos? Look that shit up! In the meantime, REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, because Lanties rhymes with Panties.