π Ass n Titties
So, it was my birthday last weekend, and I decided to get myself a few things. One of them, will show up in a post at a later time, but these two, I gotta brag on as they also fit the season. Well, Easter, ya, but ass-n-titties season! Which is year round for those that aren't keen on some of the loves of my life. Because I'm a wascowy wabbit.
I mean, would you say no to that? Be vewy vewy kwyet, I'm hunting wabbit. Special wabbits, kinds that make my gun go off and have me bee boppin all over the place. Drooling on my ammo cartridges. Stiffening my barrel. Stroking the stock. Fingering the trigger. All the things baby. Only 150 pieces of proof like pudding so have to be gentle with this one.
But, what kind of person would I be, if I wasn't true to myself. Titties are great, I fukn love seeing #boobsforwitty, but the breast things in life, also come in pairs. Because you know I'm all about that bass or something.
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday there Witty
Here's some ass-n-titties
Big ol' bootylicious badonkadonk on dat biznosh fo sho! Tellin me to get my pants off. Like what? I thought they were optional? No, not right now, they gotta come off, so you can get in. Long as you can fit in. Beeyotch! Have a 'Good Friday' my peoples and REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, even while slappin' Meghan's ass.
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