Cryptocurrency for Lamens

I was just listening to an interview of @lukestokes by @heidytravels and was inspired to to a comedy explanation of crypto that walks a clever line between genuinly vulgarizing some terms and making shit up, enjoy!

POW: I'ts these little sims in a game like Ages of Empires
DPOS: For Ancient generals to decide if they are going to attack
Decentralization: Stop copying Angela Merkel!
Etherium: Exists for the sole purpose of selling internet cats
NFT: Is like bartering with sea shells
Libra: Has not been allowed to exist yet because Amazon decided there would be 3 different kinds of Libra
The dark web: Is actually a place that is very bright
HF: When the female salesman appears in the simulation
Crypto Exchange: run by Illuminati
Stable Coins: Are pegged 50 cents of the Euro over the Zimbabwe currency
Hodl: Mating Call used by the crypto community
To the Moon: Is a term made to galvanize monkeys learning to drive a bus.