[Drama Alert] @fulltimegeek steals @berniesanders pudding

This just in, @fulltimegeek steals @berniesanders pudding and forbids future pudding for the foreseeable future.

Apparently @berniesanders is funding a new secretive project called xxxxxxxxxx (or was there another x?). I am going to assume it has something to with porn as that's a lot of X's. Last time I saw that many X's was when my mom texted me she loved me.

@fulltimegeek was just not having it.

@berniesanders quickly responded with an offer.

This is where things heated up. @fulltimegeek politely turned down the offer and made it clear he's not allowing any more pudding.

Worried about curation rewards, @scipio steps in to declare Haejin the winner.

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