This is hilarious

I have been gone for a bit. Decided to check back in. What have i found? The old fuck head witnesses that we all hated have started a civil war against a rich dictator and everyone has enlisted themselves as cannon fodder. Goid job retards. You have truly lived up to what @ned always said you were in the original white paper, "crabs in a bucket" .

Also i would like to congratulate you on participating in the Internet version of the American presidential election where your choices are turd sandwiches or a giant douche.