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Panda "Express"

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Published: 10 Nov 2018 › Updated: 10 Nov 2018Panda "Express"

Panda "Express"

Hello. Is this pick up, or delivery?"

Oh, y'all deliver? Well, yes! Delivery indeed!!

An hour later:

Where is my order?!
Y'all are less than 3 miles up the road!!

I'll pay your delivery person handsomely for their expedited service.
(I'm pretty sure that the person who answered the phone had no idea what that means)

Still waiting...

~Jane

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