Seriously? - Hands Off!
So I've had a member of the sales team leave. The next day I was informed that our Go-For was rooting around in the desk drawers of the now vacant desk (Why? What are they looking for?).
A customer needed a replacement Monitor and me and the Go-For went to look at what we had.
Me: "Where's that monitor gone off that desk?"
GoFor: "Oh, Umm? It's up there on the shelf."
Me: "What's it doing up there?"
GoFor: "Umm? I was going to have it."
Me: "What? Firstly, what makes you think you can have it? Secondly who says it's available? And thirdly and most importantly, did it not occur to you to ask?"
GoFor: "Well, they've left haven't they?"
Me: "But obviously we're getting a replacement sales person."
GoFor: "Oh."
Some people eh?
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