I've Been Called A Lotta Things

I'm not always black.

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Just mostly but only late summer / early fall.

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Silverish goldish blackish copperish in the spring.

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And winter.

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I shed it all before summer.

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I'm a sable Czech Shepherd.

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Olli II. z Jirkova dvora. My dad calls me Atlas.

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Unless he doesn't know you. Then, I'm Gypsy.

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I have an obstacle course, starts at the bench jump.

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Then, run super fast to the bermshot. Then, sharp left. Then, straight down the fence line even faster to turn 2. Then, big sweeping turn to balance beam. Then, run across. Then, up the ramp. Then, down the ramp. Then, ladder up other fence. Then, jump off fence. Then, reverse, this time under the ramp, super fast! Then, balance beam, other way. Then, back to the deck even faster than all the other fasts.

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I go everywhere with my dad; beach, river, forrest, mountains.

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He prepares all my meals for me. Grass fed something er other. Organic this, organic that.

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And holds the bowl when I'm thirsty.

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People say I'm spoiled.

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Spoiled?!

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Never heard of'em.

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