Improved MVC Frameworks?

Here's a list of various frameworks that sounds like bad Easter eggs / April fools joke that sadly someone actually went to the trouble of creating.

Bash on Balls

Bash on Balls "is a fully-featured web platform for everyone's favorite scripting language: bash. Because, you know, we can.". Bash is probably the worst language. (I'm using language very loosely here) to write a web framework on. The only one that is probably worse is:

Dos on Dope

Dos on Dope "is the modern MVC framework built on the awesome power of Batch scripts.".

Uhmm, There's not much I can say about these.. well just say no.