I’m in SHAME 🙈

Hey guys,
So nice to know that there’s a group like this to express my day to day experience.

Let me share with you guys what went on few weeks ago. I haven’t visited home 🏡 for some years now and last year I thought I should go see how they are doing during the Christmas 🎄 holidays.

I stay at the Eastern part of my country while my parents are at the Western part. If you are to travel via road 🚘 it takes about 9 to 10hours but via flight ✈️ is less than an hour. I wasn’t really ready for to sit for long in the bus so I booked a flight ✈️

ASAP I arrived at the West, had to take some drops 🚕 to my street. On getting to my street I saw this gorgeous female looking hot and glowing from the realtor the ☀️

Quickly I told the cab man to stop me , I paid and came down from the vehicle , carrying my bag 💼 from the airport adding with my own swag 😁 , I approached her, trying to impress her while shooting my shot.

I said all sort of things that day 😄, I told her I’m just coming back from Canada 🇨🇦 (deep down I know I haven’t stepped out of my country in my lifetime), i told her I have a house I built around that area that is the reason I came back to see if it’s truly completed then finally I asked for her number she bluntly refused but I never gave up I kept pressuring and persuaded until she gave me her 📱 number 😉 👏.

Finally I got home 😊, I was chatting her up and we were doing just fine also planning on how we are going to see cos I don’t want her coming to see me , she would want to see the house I built which isn’t existing 😫.

On a good day I was having my no place like home feeling, no cloths on just shorts, looking all off but enjoying myself with some loud music 🎶 while I was dancing 🕺🏽.
Something happened guys!! My elder sis walked in with that girl I wooed 🫣, I think they are friends , I didn’t know they were behind me I was still grooving to the loud music 🎶.

On seeing them OMG 😱 😳 , I died inside, immediately my sis started introduction 🤦🏽‍♂️, that I’m her little bro I just came back from the East 😢, then she was like ‘have you washed the plates in the kitchen’ I want to eat. Guys I felt so embarrassed and ashamed of my life , till she left i didn’t come out of my room. 😂