QUARTRAINIUM 112: Can you smell that?

A torrent of dark rains falls upon this messy city, the bird excrement, human stains, litter and debris, all get washed away, down the sewers, out to sea - so that the fish and whales can find joy. Shelter for 5 haggard travelers is provided among the farrago of impossible relationships and weird shanty town colonies that riddle the "Emerald City". So many new homes being built under bridges and overpasses ...

Kendrick is not to be taken seriously, all of his protestations describe his own failings and insecurities about that TESLA he bought. The TESLA killed his dog, and now he seeks only vengeance.

Do not be troubled by the message you received yesterday. Sure, the coming exam will be uncomfortable, but all will be understood once the colonoscopy is complete. What you don't know, and will soon learn, is that a rare collectible, lodged in your gut since childhood, is worth millions ... this will be retrieved from your butt-zone and now you can pay off your student loans and maybe have enough left over for the boob job ...

A yellow sky envelops the RED MOON. An onslaught of craven armies is heading towards JENDRIZ near the sea. Cannibal goons, jorgiz-slaves, and other sundry scum will hold vigil as the monster of ROONIX crawls slowly from the deep ...

"DO NOT STOP YOU BASTARD!", screamed the demon-monk.

Lucky numbers for today: { 4325, 54, 999.45, 33321, 7, 82 }

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