@Centerlink Background Check No. 7 - @Mazzle

This is the next in the series of background checks for those of you who are claiming the dole.

@Mazzle

This week I uncovered some very interesting information about a sleazy character that I have had my suspicions about for a very long time…… @Mazzle

If you’ve not yet met @Mazzle, here is a picture of him with his undeclared dependant @Tubcat.

Luckily for @Mazzle, it appears that @tubcat doesn’t receive the dole so there are no infringements there….. The only scarring that has occurred is to my eyeballs after looking at this picture!

Not long after this picture was taken, @Mazzle headed bush to work for an environmental outfit as their chief scientist, aka 'Chief Bullshit Artist'. Some in-depth investigation has uncovered some shady dealings going on behind the scenes as @Mazzle took bribes for dumping waste. Here @Mazzle can be seen working his magic with a mysterious benefactor.....

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The funds @Mazzle acquired from his days as an Environmental Scientist enabled him to acquire a gym. We now have the Australian Customs department involved after we uncovered evidence that @Mazzle had been smuggling 'Roids' into Australia using dubious methods.... Here is a recent photo....

Now we have no hard evidence that @Mazzle has been taking any drugs, but here is a photo that we uncovered of him strutting his stuff!

In more recent times, @mazzle has been tucking into the home-brewing scene. Apparently he loves a good home brew or 70 and is known to partake in a keg or two each evening....

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It appears that @Mazzle has definitely let himself go and is now looking at a lifetime of beer and pizza with his illegitimate cat. We could find no reason why @Mazzle shouldn't get the dole.... Apparently being a weirdo doesn't disqualify you!

But we will be watching @Mazzle!

@Mazzle - Another @Centerlink Success Story