Splinterlands Biggest Mistake
Good morning Splinterfriends - while is doing a lot of amazing things right and I hope 2026 is a decent year...
There seems to be something they are doing really, REALLY wrong.
Maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm the crazy one...
But I'd like to see what you guys think.
THE BOTS ARE TOO HARD
Playing against a bot and winning is extremely difficult and here's why:
A. They get EVERY CARD at the top level
B. They run Optimized Teams for EVERY RULESET
C. RNG "seems" to favor them hitting 85% chance to miss and Humans missing 10% chance to Miss...
Solutions:
A. Make more of the Bots with NON MAX CARDS.
B. STOP GIVING THEM MAX REWARD/VOUCHER CARDS!!!!!
Do you know how frustrating it is to play daily, earn several hundred thousand Glint each season and still only have mid level Reward Cards while the Bots are just GIVEN THEM???
C. Make more of the Bots that DON'T HAVE THE LEGENDARY SUMMONERS
Why is this a bad thing?
Bots being this difficult are problematic for two primary reasons.
A. They serve as gatekeepers for the Scholars.
The Scholars play accounts that have every card. That's cool. Good for you. But they can beat the Bots relatively easy then... so they can "farm" them and get up to 10k Rating Points...
The higher they go, the more SPS/Glint they earn...
But if the normal players can't get past 3800-3900 for the first week or so... the Scholars can just drain the Reward Pool before anyone else gets there.
The Bots are allowing the Scholars to leech the SPS from Splinterlands by keeping the "Normal" player, who only has $5-$10k invested in Modern and doesn't have every single card BELOW the 4k threshold for about a week.
B. Scholars already beat the bajeesus out of the Normal Players so it is essentially like going from getting beat up by a Pro to being beat up by a Terminator.
The Fix
Use the solutions to the bots to "scale them down" so we aren't losing 80%+ of every bot battle...
Why should Splinterlands do this?
"Just turn the bots off" - oh right, let me do that and then wait 5+ minutes for match, only to face a Scholar and lose...
At this point the choices seem to be:
Play with Bots and matchmaking is 1-2m but lose a lot...
Play without Bots and matchmaking 4-5m but lose slightly less...
If the team can't see why this is A BAD THING... I will spell it out:
A game that is highly unwinnable is not a game worth playing. Games should be FUN. They need to provide Dopamine.
The Whales/Scholars already have a ton of benefits like Heloise that's limited to only 100 cards and is almost an automatic WinCon... Not to mention it's a card that only the people who could pay $1,000 could buy...
Notice the bots don't have THAT card... 😑
If the company is just going to shit on the average player by leaving the bots this insanely difficult... I suspect they are going to find themselves without a lot of average players if anything else goes sideways.
The bots don't need to be EASY... but they don't need to be this hard.
Without a decent chance of winning a match here and there, why would anyone want to play a game like that?
Everything and I mean everything is benefitting the Whales/Scholars right now and the normal "Players" need something to keep them playing.
Tone the Bots down.
Proposal?
Why not run a Proposal? Because I am sure those who benefit from their Scholars sucking up all the SPS would vote this down.
Leave Splinterlands Biggest Mistake to:
Read more #splinterlands posts
Best Posts From Captain Dingus
We have not curated any of captaindingus's posts yet. But you can encourage our curation team to review posts by visiting them regularly and by referring other readers. Because we give priority to frequently read content.
More Posts From Captain Dingus
- Bronze Dragon - I need your help!
- YouTube update with Community Giveaway info!
- Current Active Giveaways on FreeTCGs YouTube!
- FreeTCGs *Active* Community Giveaways for Splinterlands & Magic: the Gathering (2/4/26)
- Splinterlands Biggest Mistake
- Terrible RNG... or in my case... The everyday BS that makes me want to punch my screen.
- Chaos Legion Land Worker Prize Wheel #3 and Chaos Legion Land Worker Hunt #4 Videos from FreeTCGs on YouTube!
- SplinterRoast featuring SuperMuffin the Heloise Spammer
- Lorwyn Eclipsed Pack Opening Video #2, Prize Drawing and Chaos Legion Active Drawing update!
- Chaos Legion Land Worker Hunt Video #3 is *ACTIVE*!! Plus Prize Wheel for Video #2
- Heloise + Nidhoggr Counter :P
- Lorwyn Eclipsed Pack Opening Video + Splinterlands Chaos Legion Video Reminder!!
- Second Magic: the Gathering card giveaway & active Chaos Legion Giveaway :)
- Heloise + Nidhoggr... Mario8 yet another low skill player relying on Heloise Spam to carry them... #Yawn
- FreeTCGs second Chaos Legion Pack Opening Video & Give-Away is LIVE on YouTube!
- First Prize Wheel Drawing from @FreeTCGs!
- Another Low Skill Wallet Warrior w/ Heloise Spam
- My new YouTube Channel FreeTCGs - First Community Giveaway Video!!
- Introducing FreeTcgs: a Channel to share the joy of collecting Trading Card Games... and sharing the extras with the community!
- Fuck the bullshit ass Liquidity Bots in Splinterlands - they "can't" lose.