How to identify a great masturbator

Note that i am talking about males.
You will notice the following mentioned things in a great masturbator.
--> Thin wrist of hands.
--> less or No Facial hair.
--> Dry and Rough hairs.
--> Lazy person who always procrastinate.
--> sleeps a lot.
--> Doesn't involve in physical activity
--> Stay most of the time at home

If you have noticed any other things, so let us know in the comment section.