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5 foot 4

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Published: 03 Jun 2018 › Updated: 03 Jun 20185 foot 4

5 foot 4

Every morning when I wake up I rush to the door frame of my bedroom, place a pencil over my head and draw a mark on the wood. I quickly draw out a measuring tape and calculate the distance from the floor to the mark. Five feet, 4 inches. This has been the same result every morning for the past 15 years but I keep checking. My mum is 5'4, my dad is 5 foot 8! Why am I cursed to live in this tiny body? what is that.png

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