Bitkenstan_100 - It's a bill.
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Mr. Holler: (worried) Sir, this is not Hilda's answer to your date invite.
The Man: (silent)
Mr. Holler: It's a bill.
The Man: (pause) For what?
Mr. Holler: From Bitken Consulting.
The Man: For what?
Mr. Holler: For advice he gave on handling the crisis.
The Man: For what?
Mr. Holler: For one million dollars.
The Man: (pause) I'm sorry. You said for $9.95?
Mr. Holler: No. For one million dollars.
The Man: (pause) Refresh my memory...Bitken is the guy on the watchlist?
Mr. Holler: Yes. He's the reason the watchlist began.
The Man: And he hacked into our meeting with the Master Tool Protocol?
The Man: Yes.
The Man: And he wears Hawaiian hula shirts?
Mr. Holler: Yes. And his colleague is Captain Crypto. He wears tangerine leotards and a lime-green Speedo.
The Man: (pause) Disturbing. And what's taking Hilda so long to answer?
Creator: 100 episodes! (toots party tooter thingee, The Man wipes the confetti tape off his desk)
Originally posted July 17, 2020 at https://twitter.com/bitkenstan/status/1284167706456055809
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