Funny

Teacher : What's wrong ?
John: Our house is very small.
John: My mum,my dad, we sleep on the
same bed. Every night my dad asks, John are
you sleeping ? Then I say No & then he slaps
my face & gives me a Black eye"
Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again,
keep dead quiet. don't answer . The
following morning John comes back with a
severe black eye again.
Teacher: My goodness, Why the black eye
again ?
John: Dad asked me again, John are you
sleeping ? I shut up & kept dead still.Then
my dad and my mom started moving, you
know, at the same time Mum was breathing
like a Christmas chicken, kicking her legs up
frantically and squealing like a Hyena on the
bed. Then my dad asked my mum, Are you
coming ? Mum said, Yes I'm coming, are you
coming too ? Dad answered:- Yes. They
don't usually go anywhere without me so I
said, wait for me, I'm coming too