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Hilarious Jokes

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Published: 10 Jul 2018 › Updated: 10 Jul 2018Hilarious Jokes

Hilarious Jokes

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  • ‪The Fourth of July was an annual reminder of how useless my dog would be in a war.‬

  • Zoning out is your brain’s way of saying “You look bored. Let me take you to a better place.”

  • I was bitten by a mosquito last night. Bet that little bastard is pretty hungover today

  • I just decorated my bedroom to look like my desk at work so I can fall asleep faster.

  • If at any point in your life you feel useless, just remember there are people on the BMW assembly lines that install turn signals.

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