A Grumpy Troll

A Grumpy Troll desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

A Grumpy Troll craved for a can of Tango that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be an exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Troll often carried a mug that they would drop. This seems a fairly new proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a mug was the thing that was selected.

A Grumpy Troll desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Troll craved for a can of coke that they sometimes eat. One might say this is an extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Troll always had with them a vibrator that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing to choose.