wtbf Tag Posts Index

What the bloody fuck

Sometimes you just have to say, "what the bloody fuck!" - G-dog - These heinous tracks have all been recipients of the what the bloody fuck phrase and

It's just food

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop - Once upon a time, I was thinking about food. I'll be honest and say, I think about

Operation special chocolates: A story from my youth

I'd been over it many times, accounted for every eventuality, even the eventuality that I had not accounted for every eventuality. I was thorough; I knew all too

I bought her flowers

She was very nice looking: Beautiful smile, bright eyes, moss green in colour, a dusting of brown sugar freckles on her nose and cheeks, skin the colour of autumn

Service without a smile, and no butter

A satisfied customer is the best business strategy of all. - Michael LeBoeuf - I've travelled the world and experienced customer service in more countries than I

Eastbound

Supply always comes on the heels of demand. - Robert Collier - I hate Sydney; it's too crowded, noisy and far too, "big-city," for a small-town country

[Ass]umptions, assholes and idiots

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true is really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright - If I tried to count the

E, the N and the L

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, cable ties, wire or...a label maker. - G-dog - When I started with my current employer they were rather accommodating

Spring: Where for art thou

Behold, my friends, the spring is come; the earth has gladly received the embraces of the sun, and we shall soon see the results of their love! - Sitting Bull -

Tested on G-dog

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius - I slap a little moisturiser on my face most days, I figure a little personal grooming isn't a bad