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2024-12-10

Asteroids coming to blow up the earth says Alex Jones metaphorically speaking, people are dying from Covid Vaccines, they're blaming it on new diseases; globalists

2024, November

Gandalf Harry Potter Story Video Friday the first day of November of 2024. Substance Movie, PBD on Piers Morgan Saturday. China Over America Plan Sunday. Elon Musk

2024-11-14

The Onion illegally bought or stole Infowars from Alex Jones, it was a fake private auction where it was not sold to the highest bidder as the auction was rigged

Good satire: so good that I think military can really start argue this ...

Good satire: so good that I think military can really start argue this way.

Creepy Bill Gates Predictive Programming Hidden In Satire 1996

This is a satirical article published by the Onion in 1996. The parallels that can be made are eerie. Please realize they use things like comedy to program you to

The onion is one of the most funny place there is. https://www.fastcom ...

The onion is one of the most funny place there is.

Thank heavens I'm not on Facebook any more

I'm so glad I was removed from Facebook and have a home here on Steem! Have you seen their new terms of service? “By continuing to use Facebook, you hereby agree

The Onion's Guide to Blockchain

The Onion, a notorious parody news source, recently released a short and playful Q&A concerning what blockchain is. The interview covers the basic mainstream

Freeloading Refugee Children Taking Up Thousands Of Prison Cells Meant For Real Americans

MESA, AZ—Disgusted by the gross misuse of resources, concerned citizen and self-described patriot Andrew Beardsley voiced his anger Thursday concerning the thousands

Fourth -5minutefreewrite

For Ah, that holiday of holidays, the fourth of February, when everyone celebrates the birth of our biggest industrial fishing operation. What a celebratory occasion.

How Does The Onion Stay in Business?

The Onion has been around for years. Originally it was print-only. That struggled financially. Later it added an online component. The combination struggled financially.

Obama Sinks Family Savings Into Developing Presidential Tabletop Game (The Onion)

WASHINGTON—Saying the financial risks and hours of hard work would pay off in the long term, former president Barack Obama revealed Thursday that he has sunk his

Obama Sinks Family Savings Into Developing Presidential Tabletop Game (The Onion)

WASHINGTON—Saying the financial risks and hours of hard work would pay off in the long term, former president Barack Obama revealed Thursday that he has sunk his