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Where do we get our bathroom supplies from?

As I wander through the porcelain orchards, I seek fruit-bearing toilet trees. My wife heard me say something like that, and she thought I plucked it ripe and ready-made

Why do cows wear bells? Pun

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!

Hanging Out at the Bars

My son entered middle school and is now acting like a big shot. We we came home last night, my wife asked him what he did. He answered with excitement in his voice,

Mechanic

Why did the mechanic buy kneepads when the guy came in with wheel problems? So that she could retire comfortably

Pun preservation (deleting from my novel)

When you pinch some lawn clippings, that's to grassp it. Jani waited in silence as Lavender turned in circles, still holding up one finger on one hand and delicately

"The Foodminator" - WEEK 139

The Foodminator - WEEK 139 We must eat to live, not live to eat - Moliere And this time this weekend-engagement succeeded to raise my ball to the net (so says a

ICYMI 274 has 2 days left!

Sloths invading the Memers!

Not sure the "best" template here? Do we just Meme? Or do we blog? Let's try to Sloth out the best of both worlds! Slow introduction coming up! Well let

Writers On The Storm - Take II

“Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.” - Robert Anson Heinlein I had this idea once before.

Me trying so hard to make you chuckle

When I actually discovered the "comedy open mic", I knew I'd be posting here very often but I just haven't gotten around to getting my shit together (I don't mean

Pooh Trucks

안녕하세요. 왜 닌자의 방귀를 조심해야합니까? 조용하지만 치명적입니다. These are pooh trucks. They pump the pooh left in houses that have poor plumbing or no sewage connection. Some of these people

Porky Poo Parody!

My library co-worker Miss A. had tales of homestead woe today. Her pigs have turned their pen into a horrifying cesspool of manure and old straw all winter, and

The Magic of Clay

From a Lump of Dust Before most people go into quarantine they buy water or toilet paper. We bought a huge lump of clay. I wasn't sure what we were going to do with

A joke before bed: Why are Spartans terrible drivers?

Because they refuse to Yield 😏😏😏🤣🤣🤣 GET IT?!? Thank you, thank you... Enjoy your weekend - give me a follow for more ridiculousness, upcoming giveaways and

Awesome Academic Project

The sooner you submit the better. The great experiment @proofofblind has made the process of getting rewards and recognition even even easier. Just click this Button

Well it's official!!!

How's it going hive? Well today was the day where I thought I'd let the cat out of the bag and posted this picture on my Facebook page announcing that I'm going

Piada Horrível para estragar a semana.

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Dwayne Johnson : The "Punny" Guy In Jungle Cruise (A review)

Talking about pure cruise and fantasy, I recommend that you watch Jungle Cruise. It was really interesting to see one of my favorite actors, Dwayne Johnson and Emily

Depois de ser internado com Covid-19 e divertir a equipe do hospital durante os exames, Sílvio Santos recebeu alta.

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Don't be a tool. Bring Pun chains to Hive!

We need more of this kind of stuff! Yes, I am alexd281. Follow me if you want to keep up with my shenanigans. 👌 Thanks for stopping by ✌️