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Skyturbation

This is my contribution to @jedau's Portman Tuesdays' all-year-round contest. Skyturbation [skItu(r)'bey-shun] 1: perturbation of airmasses 2: event caused by using

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𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕕𝕒𝕪𝕤 [pawrt-man-tooz-deyz] noun 1: a day when you can mix two or more words to form a new word that means something completely different

PortmanTuesdays #26

ｚｅｉｔｇｕｉｓｅ [tsahyt-gahyz] noun 1: a facade you put up to make it seem that you are in tune with the trend. 2: a brave face you put on when you just can't even. And...

PortmanTuesdays #25

ｙｅａｓｔｅｒｄａｙ [yees-ter-dey] noun 1: fungi used for fermentation that was utilized in the immediate past. 2: if it's still itchy, you better go get that checked.

PortmanTuesdays #24

ｘｅｎｉａｌ ｋｉｌｌｅｒ [zee-nee-uhl kil-er] noun 1: a friendly person that secretly commits a series of murders that typically follow a predictable behavior pattern. 2:

PortmanTuesdays #23

ｗｅｉｇｈｗａｒｄ wey-werd adjective 1: a direct result of many different snaccidents. 2: swayed or prompted by a relentless hunger for food. 3: that feeling when you're

PortmanTuesdays #22

ｖｏｒａｓｈｏｅｓ voh-rey-shuhs noun 1: footwear that craves an exorbitant amount of food, including, but not limited, to feet. 2: footwear so exceedingly eager that they'll...

PortmanTuesdays #21

ｕｎｄｅｒｐｃｏｖｅｒ uhn-derp-kuhv-er adjective 1: engaged in spying or securing confidential information, whether under their own volition or not. 2: uses masterfully crafted

PortmanTuesdays #20

ｔｈｒｕｓｔｗｏｒｔｈｙ [thruhst-wur-thee] adjective 1: a voluptuous woman or an annoying person that is deserving of a good sexual humping or a bloody stabbing (it depends

PortmanTuesdays #19

ｓｎａｃｃｉｄｅｎｔ [snak-si-duh nt] noun 1: eating an entire pizza, tub of ice cream, full turkey or a whole rack of ribs... by accident. 2: basically every Saturday night.

PortmanTuesdays #18

ｒｅｓｕｅｒｅｃｔｉｏｎ [rez-uh-ih-rek-shuh n] noun 1: the revitalization or revival of something to a state that is harder and stronger than it was before. 2: I'M BACK, BITCHES!

PortmanTuesdays #17

ｑｕｏｒｏｏｍ [kwohr-uh m] noun 1: a room built for a particularly chosen group, which is needed to reach a certain decision. 2: people invited inside have reserved the

PortmanTuesdays #16

ｐｒｏｍｉｓｅｃｕｏｕｓ [pruh-mis-kyoo-uh s] noun 1: an express assurance or a declaration to be involved in indiscriminate mingling or association, especially having sexual

PortmanTuesdays #15

ｏｍｎｉｓｃｅｎｔ [om-ni-sent] adjective 1: a distinctive odor so pervasive that it sticks around for far longer than the thing it emanated from. 2: when it smells nice,

PortmanTuesdays #14

ｎｏｕｒｉｓｈｍｅａｎｔ [nuhr-ish-ment] noun 1: something intended to provide sustenance. 2: eating is the most important thing in a person's day. I don't know why I had to

PortmanTuesdays #13

ｍａｌｉｇｎａｕｎｔ [muh-lig-nahnt] noun 1: a very dangerous or harmful corrosive influence that has planted itself firmly in the family tree. 2: an older female member of

PortmanTuesdays #12

ｌｅｇｅｎｄａｉｒｙ [lej-uh n-dair-ee] noun 1: milk, or lactose-related substances, that has the ability to cure cancer, solve world hunger and bring world peace. 2: milk

PortmanTuesdays #11

ｋａｌｅｉｄｏｓｃｏｏｐ [kuh-lahy-duh-skoop] verb 1: the act of gathering continually shifting patterns of shapes and colors. 2: a word one comes up with when a letter has

PortmanTuesdays #10

ｊｕｘｔａｐｒｏｐｏｓｉｔｉｏｎ [juhk-stuh-prop-uh-zish-uh n] noun 1: the act of offering to be placed close together, for comparison or contrast. 2: two things that need to be

PortmanTuesdays #9

PortmanTuesdays is back! And, with a new signature! ｉｎｔｅｇｒｅａｔ [in-ti-greyt] verb 1: the act of combining one thing with another so that they become great. 2: if