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Hitler's Mein Kampf of 1923

Adolf Hitler was born on 20 April 1889 in the Austrian border town of Braunau am Inn in Upper Austria. On 20 April 1889, Alois Schickelgruber changed his name to

Off-Duty IDF Soldiers Perpetrate Genocide Against Case Of Beer

Evidence at the scene suggests that at least one half of the contents of one bottle, drained toward the end of the massacre, spilled onto a table and floor rather

Foreign Volunteers Dig In Gaza For Elusive Innocent Palestinians

Their existence looms large in rhetoric but they have escaped observation by actual humans outside the maelstrom of Pallywood. Gaza City, November 6 - Turkey, Qatar,

Gazan So Relieved Now Hamas, Not Israel, Torturing, Killing His Family

"I feel so much better now that it's Hamas shooting my son's kneecaps than my daughters dying because Hamas forced them to stay in a building the Zionists

Israel Struggling To Get Stench Of Weed, B.O., Urine, Decay Out Of Seized Flotilla Craft

"Some of our men suggested napalm." Ashdod, October 22 - Naval officials acknowledged difficulties today in readying for repurposing the various boats

Trump Thinks We're Scared He'll 'Open The Gates Of Hell.' But We Already Live In Gaza.

By Anas Akhzari, Hamas fighter Gaza City, October 20 - America doesn't scare us. They've been trying to harm us for years, yet here we are, still resisting. What

UN Declares Success In Not Delivering Aid To Gazans

It denounced the US-backed Gaza Humanitarian Foundation for delivering more than two million meals. Geneva, September 29 - A coalition of international humanitarian

Man Won't Leave High Holiday Seat, Attacks Buyer, Refuses To Share, Vows War, Cites Palestinians

The United Nations devoted a session yesterday to passing a resolution demanding that Brill cede the seat to Goldman. New York, September 17 - An attendee at a

Society With Surames Meaning 'Egyptian' 'Kurd' 'Hijazi' 'Aleppine' Calls 'Judeans' Alien To Judea

Still other Palestinian clans bear names of tribes that arrived in the last two hundred years from various parts of Arabia. Istanbul, September 15 - A Middle East

Democrats: Don't Remove Palestinians From Gaza To Redevelop It - Who Will Clean The Toilets?

"This plan would spell disaster for the very enterprises that Trump thinks will want to develop Gaza." Washington, September 10 - Domestic opponents of

Hamas Also Hoarding All The Ozempic

The profile of users calling the reports lies revealed candidates for Ozempic prescriptions. Gaza City, September 4 - Residents of this coastal territory still in

IDF's Biggest PR Hurdle In Planned Assault: 'Experts' Who Can't Distinguish Gaza Strip, City

"We're talking about people who don't realize there's a difference between the West Bank and the Gaza Strip to begin with." Tel Aviv, August 13 - Operational

Nova Concert Organizers Plan Healing Concert In Gaza Once Place Is Flattened, Empty

"This journey to healing won't even begin until we dance on the crumbled ruins of one of the evilest cultures ever to exist." Kibbutz Re'im, August 11

Egypt Willing To Resettle Palestinians In Some Country Other Than Egypt

"I hear Qatar is lovely at certain times of year." Cairo, August 6 - President Abdel Fatah al-Sisi's government announced today that his administration

Proliferation Of Natural Disasters Correlates With Frequency Of People Calling Jesus 'Palestinian'

The team has yet to determine whether a causative mechanism exists. San Diego, July 30 - Scientists at one of the world's leading climate research centers have

Every Moral Person Puts Gaza’s Starving (Yet Oddly Camera-Shy) Population Before Sudan’s Plight

by Francesaca Albanese, Agnes Callamard, Rashida Tlaib, or whichever propagandist you prefer Geneva, July 29 - In the grand theater of global compassion, where the

DSM-6 To Designate 'Pro-Palestinian' As Mental Disorder

The disorder in its various form will bear the designation P.O.S., for Palestine Obsession Syndrome. Washington, July 23 - The largest and most influential professional

Woman Struggling To Lose Weight Despite Strict Diet Realizes She Must Be From Gaza

Like her analogs in Gaza, Pose has posted to social media a continual treatment of her regimen. Pardess Hannah, July 22 - An overweight resident of this quiet town

Dolphin That Snagged Greta's Thrown-Overboard iPhone Disturbed At Content

**The pod shared a sense of relief at having caught only those two phones. ** Somewhere in the Eastern Mediterranean, June 16 - The cetacean lucky enough to catch

Proposal: Grant To Study DNA Of High Incidence Of Gaza Children Photographed With Excess Fingers

by Tyrone Rugen, post-doctoral researcher, Harvard University Cambridge, MA, June 10 Dear Grant Committee: My team of thirty scientists intends to study the phenomenon,