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## Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. #dadjoke #jo ...

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. #dadjoke #jokeoftheday

What could have caused this?

Looking through my gallery, reminiscing on the past (though one should look towards the future and not so much backwards), I was reminded that about 4 years ago,

I am always at the top, lol🔥💯

expos2057's twitter Feed : 2019/07/22 14:35:03

What is a terrorists favorite snack? Answer: An Allah Ak-bar #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

expos2057's twitter Feed : 2019/07/20 14:35:13

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library? Answer: The Andouille Decimal System #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via

expos2057's twitter Feed : 2019/07/18 14:35:21

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage? Answer: An auction #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

expos2057's twitter Feed : 2019/07/15 14:35:04

If a physicist named Lebowski discovered a particle, what would it be called? Answer: The "L deuterino", if he wasn't into the whole brevity thing.

expos2057's twitter Feed : 2019/07/13 14:35:25

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day? Answer: Little Seizures #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

expos2057's twitter Feed : 2019/07/12 14:35:17

When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other? Answer: Because there are more birds on that side. #jokeoftheday

expos2057's twitter Feed : 2019/07/11 14:35:07

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer? Answer: A stagnation #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

expos2057's twitter Feed : 2019/07/09 14:35:06

What do you call fake soup? Answer: Pho Soup #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

expos2057's twitter Feed : 2019/07/08 14:35:08

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee? Answer: "Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you." #jokeoftheday #laugh

expos2057's twitter Feed : 2019/07/07 14:35:07

What happens when a pirate turns 60? Answer: He joins AARP #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

expos2057's twitter Feed : 2019/07/06 14:35:05

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Answer: I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up. #jokeoftheday #laugh

expos2057's twitter Feed : 2019/07/01 14:36:20

What's better than kiddie porno? Answer: Adult porno. Kiddie porn is gross, you sick fuck! #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem

expos2057's twitter Feed : 2019/06/28 14:35:29

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds? Answer: A small medium at large. #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via

expos2057's twitter Feed : 2019/06/27 14:35:44

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: None, he lets the knives do the work #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter

expos2057's twitter Feed : 2019/06/24 14:35:33

Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blowjob? Answer: Come on. Lets go to lunch. My treat. #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from

expos2057's twitter Feed : 2019/06/23 14:35:01

What does the earth eat for breakfast? Answer: Continental breakfast, served on tectonic plates. #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via

expos2057's twitter Feed : 2019/06/22 14:35:00

What happens when you give Viagra to a politician? Answer: He gets taller #jokeoftheday #laugh #share2steem kariputz Posted from Twitter via Share2Steem