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Zen and the art of notifications

Helga Norse meditating on a mountain top but her phone keeps buzzing with follower notifications. More snapshots of me:

Tour De France Dope Testing

source The Cyclists Cannot Complain As This Is About Getting The Tour De France Name BNack The Tour de France has been plagued with steroid abuse over the years

Getting ready for next year Brazil FIFA women world cup

Helga Norse mid jump in the air as a soccer goalie, reaching out with both hands to stop an incoming ball More snapshots of me:

Rent-a-flex

Helga Norse posing next to a Lamborghini that she rented for exactly 47 minutes to shoot content. More snapshots of me:

I'm with them (they don't know me)

Helga Norse photoshopping herself into a group photo of celebrities who don't know she exists. More snapshots of me:

Sign seen in Varna

Two months ago I accidentally saw this sign in the Franga dere (one of the small canals of Varna). It turns out, that someone angrily has throw it away in the water.

My bodyguard monitors my crypto and my snacks. He is underpaid.

Helga Norse is holding a Husky dog with sunglasses. More snapshots of me:

BEHIND THE PLASTIC VEIL__PIC#1000

She stood as still as a portrait, her eyes carrying a thousand unspoken thoughts. The transparent veil draped over her shoulders looked fragile, almost weightless,

I swear it wasn't me who climbed the Empire State Building in New York yesterday.

Is it Helga Norse on top of the Empire State Building in New York with a Helga Norse logo flag. More snapshots of me:

The time flies...

How the time flies - back in 2012 and nowadays... It's good to have a joke to say the truth, isn't it? Images: via tenor.com Collage: by @vasilstefanov Godspeed!

Magic or madness

Helga Norse waking up with perfect makeup and asking 'who did this to me?' More snapshots of me:

Thank you, CFRC FM Kingston, Ontario, Canada, for playing Gaudi’s Ascension.

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Brave new world

Helga Norse as a futuristic warrior holding a selfie stick instead of a sword. More snapshots of me:

Hot takes, hotter rig

Helga Norse in a sauna with her laptop, trying to mine crypto with body heat. More snapshots of me:

Diet drama

Helga Norse eating a salad while crying because she really wanted a pizza instead. More snapshots of me:

Sweet victory

Helga Norse receiving a Grammy but it's actually just a chocolate coin wrapped in gold foil. More snapshots of me:

Artificial inspiration

Helga Norse looking intensely at a blank canvas while her AI generator paints something better. More snapshots of me:

Silicon and sound

Helga Norse in front of the Sydney Opera House, conducting an orchestra of laptops. More snapshots of me:

Cameras love confidence. But confidence loves silence

Helga Norse on a red carpet, flashbulbs popping, dress trailing, looking straight at camera with a Mona Lisa smile More snapshots of me:

صحیح البخاری، رقم: ۵۹۹۴

عَنِ ابْنِ أَبِیْ نُعْمٍ، قَالَ: کُنْتُ شَاہِدًا لِابْنِ عُمَرَ، وَسَأَلَہٗ رَجُلٌ عَنْ دَمِ الْبَعُوْضِ، فَقَالَ: مِمَّنْ أَنْتَ؟ فَقَالَ: مِنْ أَہْلِ الْعِرَاقِ،