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I'm done with this long relationship I'm going to bring that fridge to my room now. The age I'm done in this year sound serious and I don't like it. Can you imagine

What a joke

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. - Muhammad Ali - What makes a joke a joke? Does it have to be funny or is a joke still

Shadow Hunters/SMASh Contest Round 276 Entry ~ Random Shadows

It's been a minute since I've posted anything, but a sudden rainstorm (30% chance of rain, my ass!) brought me back inside from cutting my lawn, and concern from

Not so Daily #DadJoke Q: What do all ninjas wear to work? A: Sneakers

Daily #DadJoke for 6/09/23 "Dad, can I go to the fair with my friends tonight?" " ...

... No! I grounded you two days ago, remember?" "No fair!" "Now you're catching on."

Daily #DadJoke for 6/08/23 Q: What did the couch say when it wanted to change the ...

... channel? A: Nothing. Couches can't talk

Daily #DadJoke for 6/6/23 Did you hear about the race car that stopped at a red li ...

... ght? It's braking news!

Daily #DadJoke for 6/05/23 "Dad, what music did you listen to when you were my age ...

... ?" "Led Zeppelin" "Who?" "Yeah, they were good too!"

Daily #DadJoke Weekend Catch up: The sun doesn't need to go to college. It alread ...

... has twenty-eight million degrees. Q: Why did the orange lose the race? A: Because it ran out of juice.

Daily #DadJoke catch up! Thursday: Did you read about the poet who was disqualifie ...

... d from the writing contest because he was an amatuer? It was for prose only.

Daily #DadJoke day catch up: Wednesday: I told my wife I'll never vaccinate our k ...

... ids. She freaked out and shouted at me, "How can you say that? Why?" I replied, "I'd rather have a doctor do that."

Daily #DadJoke for 5/31/23 "Dad, today my teacher taught us that everyone has two ...

... kidneys!" "No, you definitely have four. She forgot to account for your two kid knees!"

Daily #DadJoke 3 day catch up: I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had g ...

... one. Then it dawned on me. Q: Why do porcupines always win at soccer? A: They have the most points. I didnt like wearing a seat belt, but after a lot of pressure

Daily #DadJoke for 5/26/23 Q: What do sheep like to do during the summer? A: Have ...

... a baabecue

Daily #DadJoke for 5/25/23 "Breaking a leg" during the audition for a play ensures ...

... you'll make it into the cast!

Daily #DadJoke for 5/24/23 My friend and I got in an argument, and she hit me with ...

... a meter stick. Let me you: it really straightened me out!

Daily #DadJoke for 5/23/23 "Dad, who invented air conditioning?" "A cool guy."

Daily #DadJoke for 5/22/23 I got into an argument with my firend about how to meas ...

... ure angles. It was a protracted conversation.

Daily #DadJoke Weekend catch up The cat seems to get mad when I make jokes about h ...

... is weight. He needs to lighten up! I'm selling my used taxi. It's in fare condition.

Daily #DadJoke for Happy Friday 5/19/23 Q: What's the best way to catch a fish? A ...

... : Have someone throw it to you. Have an awesome weekend!