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Vasectomy Freewrite

I'm totally unsure how this post is going to be taken, but I feel the rare need to write about my recent surgery. Background 18 years ago this March, my only child

A FEW CONONAHOAX MEMES

Let's meme this bullshit to death before they manage to inject everyone to death! Now take off your muzzle and LOL like a free person. Apologies for being a serious

You are not a disease

I care not for any form of government. If the self serving tossers tell you you are a disease ridden corpse, tell them they are. It is OK if you have just seen through

SNOT CAN BE FATAL

While the world is freaking out about a harmless imaginary virus, most sheeple are forgetting to worry about SNOT. As well as being a natural adhesive, snot can

WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE, WHICH PLATFORMS HAVE WORKED FOR ME?

Over the past year there has been a non-stop barrage of utter BULLSHIT. All "media", both mainstream and alt, along with all the social media platforms

#Wolkiges #Samsen

.. #Grosses #Zauberndes .. Huii, das war mal wieder ein SamStag. Nee, ich musste mich etwas zwingen die SchlafmÖglichkEiten auch aus zu schöpfen, aber so kam es

Another half edited, half deleted post. Canya and dough

I'd just like to say, my first white Bloomer loaf came out amazingly good, even though I didn't follow the steps correctly and should have let it rise a bit more,

The flu renamed every two years is still the flu

Virus theory is all complete bullshit anyway. Viral disease is poisoning. Corona started with industrial pollution and 5g rollout in Wuhan. Spanish flu was vaccination

TOM HANKS CAUGHT CORONA VIRUS FROM RICKY GERVAIS

Has anyone else noticed that the so called "alt-media" is filled from end to end end with crap about corona virus? If you fall for this psyop you will

MAKE THEM WEAR HELMETS

New Zealand is the only country in the world to force cyclists to wear helmets Now that riding electric scooters can save the planet from "climate change"

Ghost of crypto past

Around this time last year, bitcoin and other crypto prices were rising quite meteorically, everybody wanted to get in on the action, many a social media ad was

Comedy Open Mic Round #34 : Irishisms

I nominate @reonlouw and @jaichai. Irishisms img.src I have been on Steemit since July and I am throughly enjoying my time here. As I said before to many of you.

Comedy Open Mic Round #34 : Irishisms

Please read the rules carefully and good luck in the coming round. The beginning of each round will be announced in a separate post. Contestants must nominate 2

I HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER.

One of my Steemit friends is struggling with issue of bollocks. Many people on Steemit are letting the desire to earn money influence everything they post. So they

Oh Lord forgive me again.....I'm writing trading analysis now!

The phrase 'to the moon' is quite possibly the most used three words on Steemit. Most often bellowed by Crypto devotees as well as the more humble Steemians, I wondered

Rocket League - BALLS in your BOLLOCKS!

I don't want to holiday in the sun I want to go to the new Belsen I want to see some history Cause now t got a reasonable economy Oh now I got a reason And I'm still

How do I delete my account?

Steemit better give people a way to delete their account on here or millions are gonna be hitting the spam button every time they see this load of bollocks.

I GOTTA QUIT MAN

I gotta quit worrying about shit. As well as trying to work out every conspiracy for the past century as usual, this week I've been checking out accounts on Steemit

Is global warming another apocalyptic religious cult?

Even here on Steemit there are fudders spreading stories of "global warming" Although unimpressed with the “facts” used to justify the cult of global warming,

Dong....

Check out these Vietnamese dong! It's really only about 75 pence. And this too.... In both cases we have only a tiny little bit of dong. Vietnam is a funny old place