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Al : Have I told you today, I love you Peg. Peg : Why, no Al. Al : Goo ...

Al : Have I told you today, I love you Peg. Peg : Why, no Al. Al : Good!

Kid: "I want my mommy!" Al: "So does your dad's brother." Posted via D ...

Kid: "I want my mommy!" Al: "So does your dad's brother."

Peg: "Al are you gonna miss me?" Al: "Well I can't until you leave." P ...

Peg: "Al are you gonna miss me?" Al: "Well I can't until you leave."

Peg: That's very touching honey, now rub my feet. Al: Peg I wouldn't r ...

Peg: That's very touching honey, now rub my feet. Al: Peg I wouldn't rub your feet if a genie popped out of them.

Peg: "As a little girl, I wanted to be a ballerina." Al: "Ballerina... ...

Peg: "As a little girl, I wanted to be a ballerina." Al: "Ballerina...ha ha...you sure are my nut cracker."

Peg: "Question 2, who would you rather spend the night with A) your wi ...

Peg: "Question 2, who would you rather spend the night with A) your wife or..." Al: "B!"

Al: Peg, have I told you how much I love you today? Peg: No Al, you ha ...

Al: Peg, have I told you how much I love you today? Peg: No Al, you haven’t! Al: Okay good.

Peg: "Hi honey, did you miss me?" Al: "With every bullet so far..." Po ...

Peg: "Hi honey, did you miss me?" Al: "With every bullet so far..."

Woman: “Excuse me, but am I invisible?” Al: “Possibly from Pluto.” Pos ...

Woman: “Excuse me, but am I invisible?” Al: “Possibly from Pluto.”

Woman: “Where do you think you’re going? Aren’t you open?” Al: “Sorry ...

Woman: “Where do you think you’re going? Aren’t you open?” Al: “Sorry, ma’am but unlike your mouth, we occasionally close.”

Woman: “I have had just about enough of you!” Al: “Well, you wouldn’t ...

Woman: “I have had just about enough of you!” Al: “Well, you wouldn’t say that if I came with a medium fries and drink. You know medium: the size between small and

Woman: “How dare you say that to my face?” Al: “Well, I would say it ...

Woman: “How dare you say that to my face?” Al: “Well, I would say it to your back but my car’s only got a half a tank of gas!”

If Al Bundy Were Around Today....

Oh Al. How your humor is missed. Thank goodness for memes that say exactly what you would have said if faced with the situation we're in today. And Peggy.... Well,

Al Bundy's Best Insults

Man, I couldn't stop laughing here. What a great compilation.

Mashup - Married With Children Meets Donald Trump

Mashup - Married With Children Meets Donald Trump ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

"Married with children": the cult quotes of Al Bundy

Married to Children "is one of the favorite American television series of all time that is broadcast between 1987 and 1997. In it, the inexperienced Al Bundy

Gambling Addiction Enabler

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"I care" by Al Bundy

When hooters jiggle around and I find nickles on the ground, I CARE When a mustang engine purs and the bathroom is not hers, I CARE When the pitcher is on the mound

al bundy, the purtorican with the ass and an old lady

so I used to gave a 19yo purtorican girlfriend with a fat ass...if you've ever seen married with children youll get this. al bundy would walk around singing "this