Hive Onboarding Problem Purpose

kenCode@Agorise describes a perceived onboarding problem on Hive. To express frustration and disbelief at people finding the signup process difficult.


Hive Onboarding problem...

This whole "onboarding problem" makes me laugh.

The signup "problem" LOL

"It's too hard!" they say.

Yesterday I tried discussing Hive with my neighbor. He's kind of a douchebag but I thought since he was always whining about being broke I started showing him how D.buzz and Liketu worked. Anyway, the excuses immediately started so I had to change the subject. WTF

you need me to hold your hand too? ya chicken neck soy boy.

Look, people can go to twitter and..

  1. enter a desired username
  2. create a password that you have to think up
  3. save that password/login info, someplace safe
  4. in some cases go thru KYC crap via SMS
  5. login to twitter with the correct username and password.

...but it's somehow "too hard" to click here and..

  1. enter a desired username
  2. copy/paste the keys (passwords) provided for you, someplace safe
  3. login with the key that Hivesigner asks you for.

NO, you see there is no problem. The problem is that people are afraid they might have to use their BRAIN, learn something new and possibly look stupid if they have to ask anyone a question. That my friends is the problem.

Men, you need to MAN UP.
Women, jam your foot firmly up his ass if he whines about how "difficult" it is! I'm f*cking SICK of all these safe space panty waists.
/rant

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Hive Onboarding problem... was published on and last updated on 17 Jan, 2024.