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85,999 Steps and Money Laundering

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Published: 22 Mar 2021 › Updated: 22 Mar 202185,999 Steps and Money Laundering

85,999 Steps and Money Laundering

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I added this to #leofinance thinking folks on Leo would want to discuss different money laundering techniques. But first I wanted to report my weekly steps. I hit my 10K goal every day this week. One day I had to do my walk in a snow storm and was quite cold.

DateSteps
03-21-202111,841
03-20-202113,319
03-19-202112,008
03-18-202111,429
03-17-202112,860
03-16-202112,009
03-15-202112,533
Total85,999

This brings my steps for the year to 937,518. I should hit the million step mark some time this week.

Now for the picture ...

... I accidentally washed a wallet that contained a $50 bill. The wallet lining had a pink dye that discolored the bill.

Because of this unfortunately mistake, I had to engage in the dark art of money laundering.

Fortunately, my family kept my grandmother's Brass King washing board. I am holding the board down with a copper round I bought back in 2011. This washing board predates recent money laundering laws; So, hopefully the Feds won't trace this money laundering episode back to me.

I took precautions to hide my identity while laundering this bill. I fear, however, that I will end up doing my next million steps on a chain gang.

Anyhow, now that I finished laundering the money. I need to erase all traces of my activity.

I probably shouldn't have written a HIVE post about my nefarious activities.

Which brings up my final question: Does anyone know how to erase a file from the blockchain?

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