Vanholio! avatar

Gettin' the Fuck Outta Dodge!

vanholio

Published: 13 Nov 2017 › Updated: 13 Nov 2017Gettin' the Fuck Outta Dodge!

Gettin' the Fuck Outta Dodge!

dallas-i75.jpg

Last night, Vanholio departed the Big Dallas Jungle for parts more green'n piney. East, he heads – east I says! Along the Gulf Coast towards the boot a Florida!

Dallas was fine. The friends was friendly. I was wined and dined (but never, sadly, sixty-nined). Fine films partaken, and objects d'art appreciated.

But Vanholio! is a man (or woman) of the secret places, remote and wild, beyond the LEO's eyes ...

Plus, I'm just fuckin' tired of sleepin' in Walmart parking lots! Grateful to The Company for their permissiveness, but still ... a parkin' lot is no place to sleep. Not well.

Tonight, though, ah ... Ahhhh! Tonight I am back among the trees. The only noisy neighbors are cicadas singin' to the moon ...

Saw This Though ...

kaufman-texas-walmart-scan-and-go.jpg

The Kaufman, Texas, Walmart has the Scan & Go set up. Uses an app on your phone. You take photo of the goods, and the app adds it all up and charges ya. Cool.

Gotta get it installed and give it a try. I'll never need to talk to no one never again!


This #vanlife #traveltale was originally posted in Vanholio's Travel Scrapbook.

Leave Gettin' the Fuck Outta Dodge! to:

Written by

#Vanlife Blogger, Itinerant Philosopher, Slacker

Read more #travel posts


Best Posts From Vanholio!

We have not curated any of vanholio's posts yet. But you can encourage our curation team to review posts by visiting them regularly and by referring other readers. Because we give priority to frequently read content.

More Posts From Vanholio!