Pimp My Ride!

Hi Friends 👋

…(@thedamus dusts off some old gold…)

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So yesterday I went by the ol’ POapt — I call my PObox that ‘cause I imagine a wee little chair and lamp, and maybe a tiny cat picture on the wall and a small rug… ‘cause out here in Vancouver rent ain’t cheap— Fak! So I got an embarrassment of a resid check, a bill, and a “mail call” package from New Jersey. Now there’s only 1 motherfucker I know who is smart and dirty enough to live out there — so I didn’t even have to look. As well, there was a satisfying heft to the parcel which gave my stackitus receptors a little tickle.

Out in the car I tore into the package with tooth and pen and toxic masculinity and behold — It worked! Out popped my pimp order and all I can say is it was a good thing my fly was done up! Bah ha ha…

Anyway, that awesome Mofo @silverd510 sent me an extra O - Z just because he’s a true baller and he knows I’ve got a snappy backhand 😜

So check it out. I’m not even sure what 510 and witty are doing, but there’s vaults and phyzz, and tokens and all kinds of crazy shit that I support 100% even if idk wtf it is yet

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Check out my new looty loot loot!

And ol’ D sent me a sexy hexy just for providing him with some wanking material

Here it is, the “W” bid

O My sides!

Love you guys ⚡️🤘😜

Cheers! from @thedamus
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