Down By the Sea

Hi Friends,

…Down by the sea
I found your hidden treasure

🤚 Stop Reading and put on song 🤚

…ahhhh, a classic from Australia 🇦🇺 and look at that: shuffle just picked another beauty

But I digress…

I cured my stackitus today! I feel like a randy old drunk pirate that hasn’t had a drink yet today. Hmmm, wait, that’s… well, not exactly the metaphor I was looking for. In fact, that’s no godamn metaphor at all!!!

(@thedamus storms into a fit of rage and flips over the coffee table, shadow-kick-boxes an invisible midget Elvis-style, farts on the tree and then regains a tranquil composure all in the wink of an eye.)

So where were we? Oh yeah, Werewolves of London or Emus of Vancouver… 🧐🧐🧐

Deffo the latter. Check out my new bird — or whatever the fuck an emu is 😳🤷‍♂️😜🤣😂

The case makes it look kinda’ beaten up, so I snapped these at home:

Pristine Ostrich-Monkey for less than Maple price gets the jobbo done, when yer’ a Man At Work!

I got 2 other ozies but not ozzies that I’ll show tomo — it’s tough out there for a (foreshadowing) pimp

Oh yeah, and check out this bit of Monster Raffle Snaffleing I got up to earlier:

@thedamus/win-real-money-photograhy-contest

this ☝️ got plastered all over #photography (related) tags and raffles and stuff… @thedamus workin’ for the man, and all the good people of #steemsilvergold

Cheers Motherfuckers & Motherfuckettes!

We got this!