Dracula once said : give me that bloody potion or i will eat your spleen Turlance.

"Turlance is a name that i made up"

Turning up to be a vampire, i didn't sleep last night, thinking of the THİNGS that i can do after that curse.
"Eating humans without feeling bad"
So i decided that the best thing to do now is playing splinterlands, then write about it.
Because, writing is good, many people writes, and there are many movies about writers.
"no one expected that, i know"

Ladying and gentlemening

Ladies and gentlemen, another day in this nightmare means another opportunity to make fun of myself.
Today, i did my first class of splinterlanding to a friend. We started at "what is the purpose of life" then moved to "do you believe in mermaids" and finally ending with my favorite "what is heavier 1kg of gold or 1kg of cotton". After this valuable lesson i think he will compete soon for the golden mermaid in sydney opera house.
Later on that day, i've discovered a new art, a new point in the life of strugglers, i was able to lose 20 rating just in 25 hours, WOW, i called this technique "your biggest fart, won't just start"

As you see, even john LEGEND can't handle all those loses. "İ couldn't even start"
Yeah you lost you humanity's SHAME.
"Will someone explain why i am the person who lost, even we both surrendered"
Or i will just pretend it is a global plan to drag me down.

Let's just move to some real things, althought i know you are having fun up there "you childish pals"

Some real THİNGS

Well, guess what, i got a CARD !!!
FOUR angled, multi colored, UNDRİNKABLE CARD.
İt is the quality what i am talking about sir "feel like a car dealer", poseidon himself was negotiating and craving to take it. Give it a ride sir.
"Enough silly humor"

Let's call him TURLANCE.
İ love sharks, especially the ones who can hold a flag.
"they are considered POİNTY also"

Even after all the lost battles, i made my way up to the Bronze 1, it is not bad, as poseidon said : it takes FOUR days to reach bronze 1 in syria, just like atlantis.

Feel free completing the post to the end, or sharing it with fox news, maybe.

Before entering my coffin

Last to say, drinking too much tea would make you a sleepless HUMANİTARİAN vampire. "Just a new word like vegetarian"

İ am mixing up today with yesterday because they are a one day to me right now, i have to sleep.

See you later pals, drink blood regulary, ride sharks and believe in mermaids.
"They are always naked"