"I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide".

Who'd choose suicide over killing one's self? If you look at it carefully, killing yourself isn't that bad compared to suicide.

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Well, the effect of killing one's self on the person ends once the person is dead, the amount of pain felt by the person during the process of killing one's self stop to mean anything one's the person has died.

Suicide on the other hand....

Well..

When you commit suicide, you don't necessarily have to be sad. You can be happy and still commit suicide, you can be discussing with a friend while commiting suicide, you can be in th football field while commiting suicide. Literally anything can be a form of suicide. Suicide is not a one-time thing, it is a series of activities that culminates in the literal death of your life. your academic life.

Wait...

What were you thinking??

Suicide is something totally different from what YOU are thinking. Before I tell you what "suicide" is, please if you're thinking of killing yourself, it is never an option. Reach out to trusted and loved ones, share you pain with those you trust.
say no to suicide!!.

The "suicide" I am referring to is actually a new slang that is being flung around my university and means something totally different.

Suicide is anything that a student does that doesn't involve studying, when he ought to be studying. It is seen as a student killing himself by killing his academic life which most of his life centres around for now, which means he's killing himself😂. When a students commits suicide over an extended period of time, he fails his exams which is equivalent to his death of his academic life, but then him failing his exams is something he brought upon himself due to his lack of study! He killed himself by refusing to study.

If you're a student reading this, please do not commit suicide, as that's very dangerous to your academic health.

Thanks for reading!
@surgeoncaspar

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