Utterly Confused News: Millennials Won't Go For It, They Hate Everything

Today I was reminded of an article I saved on millennials shopping habits that only millennials could think of. They could only think of them because evidently they hate everything else. On a blog site called The Null Set the topic of discussion was glow in the dark rabbits.

I don't know about you, but I am sick and tired of tripping over the goddam furniture while trying to find my jellyfish rabbit in the middle of the night. My toes have taken such a pounding over the years.

It's about goddam time science caught up with Lovecraft.

I know, I know, I am hard pressed at times to try and figure out where Null's mind goes as it can go to some pretty strange places. But none the less this post became the topic of science having figured out how to make rabbits glow in the dark. In the comment section someone brought up how fun it'd be if those glow in the dark bunnies could lay glow in the dark Easter eggs.

I hope that bunny can lay glowing Easter eggs!
That would be some 21st century fun

To which Null replied:

Good morning, Snaf! :)

That does sound like a lot of fun. I would totally do a night time glowing easter egg hunt! Totally! lol

...not sure I'd eat them, but I'd hunt for them. lol

To which the commenter replied:

I'm sure they'd taste like Pistachio Mint Cadberry fluffy stuff or some such ... but let's let Mikey try it first. ;)

(Referencing the old Mikey commercials of Life cereal "he won't eat it he hates everything")

To which I replied not the Mikey's of today they hate everything. I went off to find the link to an article that never ends on Millennials, as a matter of fact the list is so extensive you never tend to reach the end, at least I haven't, not yet, and I've tried twice. If anyone does reach the end of it you can inform me of how many hours it took you. They hate everything from mailboxes, to gyms, to owning houses, renting hotel rooms, milk, beef, fabric softener, high heel shoes, suits, board games, lottery tickets, investing, post cards, landlines, paper napkins (because nothing evidently beats wiping your mouth with your clothes), life insurance, razors, doorbells, processed foods, colleges, supermarkets, bar soap, cereal, motorcycles, traditional books, fast food and the list goes on and on. If you ever do make it to the end you can advise us if older people are on it so we know who to look out for, not that we hadn't already got an inkling about it.