I've been standing in front of the printer for several minutes considering the environment before printing my many emails.Is there a certain length of time I should consider the environment for? It would be more productive if I could just consider once a week rather than each time I print. Please let me know the official standing on the issue.

Sincerely,
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division

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