Vanilla Ice For President

i wrote this january 6th, perhaps a prediction of the recent bid by kanye? ill still take iceman over kanye any day, and hes not very high up on my list of best rappers, i find him a tad...vanilla

Vanilla Ice For President

vanilla ice with the flat top, fade and shaved eyebrow.
vanilla ice with the mc hammer pants.
vanilla ice with the teenage mutant ninja turtles rap.
vanilla ice with the teenyy bopper biker flick.
vanilla ice with the vanilla ice doll.
vanilla ice with the extreme motocross champion titles.
vanilla ice with the balcony incident.
vanilla ice with the dreads, flannel and weed.
vanilla ice with the nu metal vibes.
vanilla ice with the tattoos.
vanilla ice with the juggalo love.
vanilla ice with the mac and cheese commercial.
vanilla ice with the reality tv show.
is there anything he cant do?

after i writing, did minor research and i found out that the VIP is in fact, THE VANILLA ICE POSSE.first i thought it sounded horrible, but i bet the posse had many interesting stories, im sure it was a great posse. its prolly still going, i bet. you dont just retire a posse do you?