{DORKY CONTEST #1}*RESULTS*

It’s time to announce the winners of my first contest! It was harder than I thought it would be to choose the three winners. So many very memorable stories were shared by:

@cryptkeeper17 - party wrecker
@jan23com - lady killer
@doomsdaychassis - where’s the beef?
@ghostinahatbox - brave writer
@profanereviews - he dumped where?
@gjones15 - it’s magic!
@ashley4u - oops she did it!
@plushzilla - fellow alien
@cstrimel - contest flop
@cnandofer - worst cook in America
@motinkergnome - hates wet beer
@gracefavour - got the job
@tillysfamilyfarm - appendage in a vice?
@lordzugg - just kept peddling

It came down to which stories stuck in my head and made me giggle.

Before I announce the winners, a special thanks to:
@simplymike for donating one share in sbi as a prize!
@truce for support bots!
@newbiegames for spreading the word!
@newbieresteemday for adopting me and supporting my first contest!

The Second & Third place winners of one share each in @steembasicincome are: @tillysfamilyfarm & @lordzugg! Your stories made me cringe and also question my friends! Lol! Thank you sooo much for sharing!

drumroll please

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The Grand Prize Winner of 3 SBD is... @gjones15!! His hilarious, yet brave, story of ✨magic✨ had us worried and laughing at the same time. The fact that he his an exotic dancer and danced for Jeff in no way influenced these results. 😆

Payouts are coming! Thank you to each and every one of you for playing! We look forward to seeing you again soon!