Qatar Allocates Extra Slave Labor To Build Haniyeh Tomb

**Approximately 5,000 forced-laborers from south Asia, southeast Asia, and Africa. **

Doha, August 6 - Emir Sheikh Mohammed bin Abdulrahman Al Thani's regime announced today that they will either acquire or appropriate from other projects the human chattel necessary to construct an elaborate mausoleum in which to inter the chief of Hamas assassinated in Tehran last week.

The Qatari autocrat - who officially holds the title of prime minister - issued a press release this morning with the information, including a draft idea for the design of the edifice, and an estimate of approximately 5,000 forced-laborers from south Asia, southeast Asia, and Africa. The construction endeavor, with a scheduled start date of September 30, will reach completion by July 2026, in time for the second anniversary of Ismail Haniyeh's slaying - according to the most recent reports, by a bomb hidden in his guest room two months before his visit to Iran to celebrate the inauguration of the Islamic republic's new president.

Palace representatives acknowledged that the labor requirements will necessitate either drafting existing slave labor from other projects underway in the country, or importing more human-trafficked workers to handle the additional workload the mausoleum will create.

The draft plans for the structure call for a 5,200-square-meter domed pavilion featuring alcoves with exhibits on Haniyeh's life and achievements. One section of the tribute exhibit will also include a dedicated exploration of the planning and execution of the Al Aqsa Flood operation last October that killed 1200 Israelis and others, and involved the mass rape, torture, and kidnapping of hundreds of others.

The plans as released do not appear to show the suffering of Palestinians before, during, or after that operation, or during any of the time since Hamas wrested control of the Gaza Strip from Fatah in 2007 in a brief but brutal civil war, then embarked on a terrorism spree that prompted an Israeli blockade still in force.

"We hoped to have Jews to enslave by now, but we have not been privileged to see that day yet," a palace spokesman acknowledged. "It would be poetic, considering Brother Ismail's life's work. Inshallah. But the need for his work, and the circumstances of his death, demonstrate that we have yet to achieve the ideal. Still, the subjugation of the infidels from pagan lands helps us maintain our sense of Islamic supremacy, which is the main thing."

"Islam, which means submission, theoretically refers to submission to Allah, but we prefer to implement it as submission to us, because we enjoy assuming we represent Allah."

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