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Yesterday while waiting for a friend who was in a shopping frenzy and didn't actually buy anything because (lots of reasons here),
I ate a rollo prepared by a gentleman in a Gojira T-shirt and I'm still alive.
People who know me won't believe it, but I have trouble making friends with strangers, so I didn't let it be known that I approve of this gentleman's taste in music.
Rollo was cool.
So was Gojira's latest album.
The first sentence should be reworded.