A KILLER COMET IS COMING
👽Alien's SuperMessage # 1 to SpaceShipEarth
A KILLER COMET IS COMING ON A COLISSION COURSE WITH YOUR PLANET. Don't panic. It's not going to get here before next Wednesday.
It will be a hundred and nine years and three days before it gets here... Pretty much everybody alive on the planet today is safe. You got nothing to worry about. But of course your kids will all be killed off. You can't let that happen to your kids so you have to get busy and build the CometShield to save the kids from suffering the nightmare horror that the planet will turn into after the 25 mile-in-diameter killer comet slams into the planet instantly vaporizing Moscow at 72,002 miles an hour with the force of billions of atomic bombs.
Notice that long red triangle on the DragonFly Asteroid Miner's SuperSnout. This is CometShield real estate. This is where all the CometBanger missiles are stored designed to detonate near a coming killer comet to push the killer comet onto a new trajectory so that it misses your planet and doesn't kill anything.
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