:))

First joke :

Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?

My name is Paul.

Second joke:

Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?

Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?

Doctor: Because you came in through the windows instead of the door.

Third joke:

A naked woman robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.

Last joke:

“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.”

“Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed”

“And smart, too”