Published: 06 Jun 2023 › Updated: 06 Jun 2023
wise
It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the guy at Marineland says, “You can’t throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.”
Sure they eat fish, if that’s all you give them.
Man, wise up.
- Jack Handey. Deep Thoughts, 1992
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